A piece I wrote a lifetime ago. Hope you enjoy!

Celtic Cross

Lots of interconnected

Rings of folly light that glimmers

Just beyond Apollo

Where the Tiny Titians descend

Like Fionnula, Aodh, Fiachra and Conn,

Upon a cross of convoluted lines and swirls.

I was told it was made by faeries

Who danced in celebration upon

Buttercups and daises

At the notion of my presence,

And so they gathered their trinkets from the stars.

With a hammer and a petal they shaped its ridge

Its vertical height and horizontal partner that

Collide in battle

Ares rages like a foul unruly dead.

I was told it was a guardian

The symbol to keep me safe

And so it is a lifeline to depend.

Apollo in its ever glowing tide

And roars its lightened colour to the sand

Three centuries shall pass, around her Aiobh shall cast her light again.

Film Devour

Lady Death is on the go again! This time she’s heading to Film Devour. Many, many thanks to the lovely team at Film Devour for screening our film. I personally can’t wait to see it back in Belfast – back to where it all began.

Deadly details below. Come along (if you dare)…

Film Devour 23

Black Box, Belfast
Wedensday 5th July 2017
Doors 7:00pm
£5 door tax


Skulduggery is back, and everything has changed…

This blog post has been left deliberately vague to avoid spoilers. Saying that, if you haven’t read books 1-9, it might be a bit close to the bone*.

I  would be a big fibber if I said I hadn’t been counting down the days until Skulduggery reached the bookshelves. Anybody who knows me has, I’d say, a fair idea of my love for the skeleton detective and his partner-in-magic, Valkyrie Cain. As a fan, I can get swept away in the world and the characters that inhabit it. As a writer, I can only aspire to one day do the same in my writing.

(Now, before I begin, I am fully aware that this is a children’s book. I am also fully aware that I’m all grown up. In my defence, the back of the book does say “11+”, so add a couple of pluses and I’m there… )

The tenth instalment was aptly called Resurrection. Of course, the title is a major plot-point of the book, and it’s also quite a clever choice given Derek Landy’s temporary hiatus from writing anything to do with the Skulduggery universe. Now, I do think book nine ended the series perfectly. Ending the first series (first being an important word here) with the word “magic” beautifully mirrored book one, when young Valkyrie first began her adventures. Throughout this series, she drastically changed as a person though, given her ever growing strength and also, the devastating consequences that came with it.

For this instalment, Derek Landy made it clear that this was an entirely new series, so I was curious to see if it would feel like a separate entity from its predecessors. He most certainly achieved this; this new book suddenly feels more aware, more sophisticated, and most certainly, like our young hero Valkyrie, more grown up.

Overall, it has a much darker atmosphere. Valkyrie is not the girl she once was, Skulduggery is not the same skeleton, and their relationship has changed as a result. The characters, while feeling familiar, are not the same, and you’re left feeling as if something’s just not quite right. This may sound like a negative point, but it’s actually a testament to Landy’s writing skills. Remember, this series is meant to be different. Landy challenged himself to reinvent an already established world, and he was successful.

This leads me to my previous blog post, “Go Read a Children’s Book!”, where I discussed what is considered appropriate for children’s literature. This is a book that does exactly what I think should be done for children; not hold back. There can, at times, be a misconceived notion that certain topics are a bit of a taboo in children’s literature. In general, there is an impression that the world is a bit too scary, or too confusing for children to really digest.

That’s not the case though; children are plucky, intelligent souls, and this is something Landy recognised. In this new book, he had “grown up” themes of murder (most foul) and politics (most fouler), as well as matters of mental health, sexual diversity,gender fluidity and religion. With this in mind, what I really enjoyed about this particular book, was that Landy just wrote about these concepts and that was that. There was no needless explanations, no spoon feeding of ideas – from the first page he thrust his readers into a new, yet familiar world of magic and adventure, led by wonderfully colourful characters. He did this knowing that his young fans would would understand and accept them.

“The world is bigger than you know, and scarier than you might imagine. The only currency worth anything is being true to yourself, and the only goal worth seeking is finding out who you truly are.”  ― Derek Landy, Skulduggery Pleasant

I particularly appreciated this in terms of respecting people’s individuality and diversity.  Through his books, and Resurrection in particular, Derek Landy advocates a kinder world, through an amazing, multifaceted universe that children adore. Writing can be a very influential tool, and by encouraging a non-judgemental outlook on life, means that our children, and our future, will be the better for it.

*Bone – intentional, obviously.

Write to Refuge

I was very lucky to be asked to write a short story for Oxfam’s Write to Refuge last year. I have decided to post it up on my blog to advertise the upcoming event in Carnegie Library,  15 June at 7pm. There will be a reception with live readings as well as a photography exhibition that inspired each creative response.

I am very proud of this short story. Oxfam’s Write to Refuge is such an amazing cause that highlights the refugee crisis in a very creative and inspiring way. Had I not have taken part I would not be as aware and informed of the crisis as I am now. If you can make it down to this event I would highly recommend it. Read the story by clicking here!

Jim Thorpe Independent Film Festival

I was absolutely delighted to find out that Lady Death had made the official selection for the first  annual Jim Thorpe Independent Film Festival in the beautiful town of Jim Thorpe, Pennsylvania. So, if you happen to be in that picturesque part of the world, then come along! It’ll be screened on Friday, June 9th at 2pm at the beautiful Mauch Chunk Opera House. Also, for more info on the festival, check out there website.

(I’m aware I used the word “beautiful” a lot in this blog post… but seriously, google the festival and the town, then you’ll understand. You’ll understand…)

Writing Showcase

My Newry writing group have a showcase coming up in June. I think it’s important that, with the end of every big writing year, everyone gets the opportunity to show off their work. It gives us, as a group, the opportunity to come together to celebrate their achievements, as well as offer a taster of what’s to come.

If you find yourself in the Newry area, then come to Bellini’s on Saturday 3 June. There is this vast misconception that writing is a very isolated career (or hobby, whatever category you happen to fall into), but that belief is so far from the truth. We’re a very social bunch. Any excuse for a party, really.

Lady Death Screenings

Lady Death was screened at the Belfast Film Festival. Thanks so much to all who came along! We had a blast. For me, it was great to see it on the big screen for the first time. Months of late nights, constant emails (the occasional curveball) and endless cups of tea have paid off.

NEXT SCREENING: Lady Death will be next screened at Glór, Co. Clare on the 25th of April. If you happen to be hanging around the West of Ireland, please go and check it out. I, Daniel Blake is on directly after, so it’s definitely value for money! To book ticks visit the Glór website. 

Go read a children’s book!

A monster calls blog postI recently went to see A Monster Calls by Patrick Ness. Being one of my favourite novels, I was incredibly excited to see this adaptation on screen. I wasn’t disappointed; this film was brilliantly written, directed and produced, with some fabulous performances that brought the characters to life. I was eager to read the reviews after I had seen it (I’m aware it’s been released for some time, but I do lock myself in a work-bubble), and I was surprised to see that some reviewers were unsure of who the film was aimed at, with some even saying it wasn’t a film for children. I can understand parents’ concern; the subject matter of a child coming to terms with his mother’s terminal illness is most certainly not one to be taken lightly. Also, the Monster is a scary beast, who at times, approaches Conor in a quasi-King Kong, crazy-eyed, and generally terrifying way.

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2016 round up!

Apologies for my long absence from the world of the internet. I had a busy couple of months, so I’m hoping you will forgive me. Here’s a roundup of all things writing:

The Belfast Comedy Writers Showcase


I had a fantastic time at the Comedy Writers Showcase in November! Massive well done to all the actors involved. A special thank you to Grand Scheme Media and Belfast Comedy Writers for making it all possible. The full version was then read at the Garrick bar, shortly after. I was (and still am) very grateful for the support I was given. Nothing like a good laugh to finish off 2016 (which, to be honest, was needed).

Oxfam Write to Refuge



I was delighted to be asked to be apart of the Oxfam Write to Refuge event. It’s really a very important cause, with it encouraging increased awareness of the refugee crisis. We were given a photo and were asked to write a short story inspired by it. My story was called, “The King and his Two Daughters”, and you can listen to the event reading by clicking here.

How do you work here?

I knew this day would come. Three Bags of Sugar was going so well.

Then the Spam-bots came.

Just incase you are unaware of the term, “Spam-bots”, they are little troublesome online creatures that comment on blogs. These Spam-bots  are not human, but were created by them. Spam Bots are designed  to leave comments on blogs, hoping that unsuspecting human readers would click on links included with their comments, leading them to advertisements and other such boring stuff.

You haven’t seen them, but I’ve been getting endless emails from these Spam-bots, commenting on my blog. At first, I was annoyed. Now they are an endless source of entertainment.

It all started with the comment, “How do you work here?”

(so I thought about it)

I usually use WordPress to work here. So thanks for asking, Spam-bot.

After this, I decided to make note of all the Spam-bot comments and respond to each personally. They are listed and answered below:

“I made a fool of myself.”

Sorry to hear that, Spam-bot.

“You have a good sense of humour.”

Oh Spam-bot, you charmer.

“I let myself become a fool.”

Quite poetic and sad there,  Spam-bot.

“You’re so cute.”

Spam-bot, stop it, you’ll make me blush!

And finally, “I have no idea what you have said.”

Hardly anybody understands a thing I say, Spam-bot, so you’re not alone there.

That’s it so far. I’m sure there’s more to come from my Spam-bot friends, so I’m tempted to make this a regular feature. In the meantime, I’ll make a cup of tea and wait for those little online creatures to comment again. You guys are free to comment too, I’ll make sure to answer in equally as sarcastic a tone.

Until Friday!